In my absolute delusion of being awake at 4am, I'd like to point you to what may possibly be one of the funniest blogs on the web. If you ever have about 15 hours to waste, this, my friends, is the place to do it. I literally laugh out loud every single time I visit this blog and I can just about guarantee you will too. Unless of course, you have no sense of humor. In which case the guarantee will not apply.
I'd also like to say that if I typod every word in this post and my grammar leaves something to be desired, please assert all errors to the time of day this post is being written. Or my pregnancy. But a combination of both would be ideal. You can never have too many outs, right?