Norman the Gnome - a motion-activated, door-greeting gnome that talks, waves, and says 11 mean things.
Crazy Cluck - dances to what else but the Chicken Dance. Squeeze his wing and he flaps his wings and sways back and forth to the music. But don't grab his neck, or else he'll squawk and gasp for air!
Basket Case - You strap the basketball hoop to your head and play with yourself! Hmmm...how is this fun?
Pee and Poo - I'm not really sure what to say about this, so I will copy a comment that I read elsewhere:
Making toilet training fun and approachable is an admirable goal, but this seems like a good way for your child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a bare minimum, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces on the waste products will make flushing the toilet a psychologically jarring event.
Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu - Yes, this is actually sold in stores. Finally the battle of meat-eaters vs. vegetarians can be settled in a proper manner!
Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen! The next time someone tells me I'm wasting my time with something unimportant, I will simply direct them to this blog and tell them that there are far worse things I could be doing!