I received this in an email last week and thought I'd share it with all of you. :)
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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LOL - I am laughing SO hard. That was awesome! Go Daniel!
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You must have missed the part at the beginning.
"I received this in an email last week...."
This is the blog I was telling you I was laughing about in the car on the way home from the wedding Saturday night. :)
Oh, okay, but do you do that to your husband? I know I am guilty of that.
That is so funny. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. I guess i should note that this is Derin not katrina and this is so great. LOL!
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